As We Provide Conclusive Proof On The Sabbath

God Proves That He DOES In Fact, Wear Adidas.

This being a Sunday, I thought I’d put up a religiously themed post. Or article. Whatever you want to call this. The other day “Dangerous D” used the Lord’s name in vain.

Almost immediately, the heavens opened, angels could be heard singing, and a massive Adidas-clad foot came down from above, ripping a huge hole through the ceiling and giving “Dangerous” Dale an almighty stomping. Then almost as quickly as a Danny K sighting, it was gone.

Amazing.

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