Have We Bitten Off More Than We Can Chew?

Shaun: Preparing For His Greatest Challenge Yet.

Showing a severe lack of judgement, and an embarrasingly low tolerance to beer, I’ve somehow been talked into running the Two Oceans marathon this year. I’ll be competing against The Gupster, a certified human battery, who regularly jogs up to Johannesburg when he’s feeling bored.

Irresponsibly, I don’t plan on training at all, and will rely on my long dormant fitness genes and my ability to cheat undetected. I’m probably going to Tiger Tiger the night before, and may end up running the marathon in my Saturday’s finest. If all these old wrinklies can run it surely I can too, right? Right?

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