March 22, 2007
As The Gupster Falls Victim
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A quiet day at the office, spent cleaning my ears and catching up on my needlework, was interrupted by a frantic email from The Gupster, who informed me of a relatively new scam*. As he explains:
Here’s how the scam worked - Don’t be caught!!!
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls came over to my car and started wiping my windscreen with a dirty rag, which made me hellava annoyed as I had just had The Gupstermobile cleaned.
However, I then noticed their breasts nearly falling out of their skimpy T-shirts, and thus thanked them and offered them some of the various R5 coins I keep lying around the car. They declined and instead asked me for a lift to Canal Walk. I was in Tokai Main Road on my way to Lakeside but felt that it was kind of on the way and so told them to hop in. On the way, they started fondling one another in the backseat. Then one of them climbed over into the front seat and performed “oral pleasure” on me, while the other one stole my wallet. Police later told me that the two of them have been operating in the neighbourhood for the last few months, hitting a string of motorists.
I have now had my wallet stolen Feb 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
Don't Be A Victim, She Will Rob You
Thank you, The Gupster, I’m sure everyone will be very vigilant against this new scourge.
*Disclaimer - This is probably not true.
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