As Shaun Forgets To Go To The Loo

I took this from the penthouse window of The HQ this morning. I would like to climb the mountain one day. And that really tall tree. God that’s a tall tree. Look how it juts out, looking over everything. Just like me. I am that tree. God I’m poetic this morning. It’s because I haven’t been to the loo yet. I’m normally very regular. Not this morning. Now I’m feeling very emotional.

Other Half Of The Mountain: Also On A Thursday.

This is the other half of the mountain, also on a Thursday. There’s that tree again.

Shaun Oakes

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