As Shaun Smells Like A Vagrant Today

Wild Cat - Why Did You Shit In My Mouth?

I’m trying to get hold of the feral cat who must have shat in my mouth while I was asleep, after having a naughty little night over at Dharma’s naughty little boy, Asoka.

So yeah, have a good weekend.

I’ve got your number, so I’m sure we’ll see each other very soon. Yes, I’m talking to you. No, not her. I don’t know her name. What? …. Lanolin? Like sheep’s wool?

God, I’m boring today.

Peace Out.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.