April 20, 2007
As Shaun Smells Like A Vagrant Today
Wild Cat - Why Did You Shit In My Mouth?
I’m trying to get hold of the feral cat who must have shat in my mouth while I was asleep, after having a naughty little night over at Dharma’s naughty little boy, Asoka.
So yeah, have a good weekend.
I’ve got your number, so I’m sure we’ll see each other very soon. Yes, I’m talking to you. No, not her. I don’t know her name. What? …. Lanolin? Like sheep’s wool?
God, I’m boring today.
Peace Out.
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