5 Pitcher Steve

May 10, 2007

Congratulations to Steve O

Kudos to Steve O, one half of ShaunOakes.com’s resident daredevils. (The other half of course being “Dangerous” D, currently out with concussion after attempting to take me on in ”30 Seconds“)

Steve O - What A Legend

Steve O – What A Legend.

Steve O successfully negotiated his way through an incredible five pitchers of beer recently without conceding a drop. It’s real men like Steve O who make the women of Cape Town swoon.

Five pitchers. Jesus Christ (Sorry Mom – Blasphemy) That’s like 12.5 litres. That’s how much water my pool can hold. (Don’t judge – it’s a plunge pool) The last time I drank five pitchers I ended up crawling home and wetting the bed, as any normal man would. Right? Huh, right?

Not our Steve O though. Steve O is a machine. Well done Steve O, you have yet again raised the bar.

Sigh….

Mmmm…

What a meaningless story – I need to write something of substance
soon.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.

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