Whilst Evidently Hating Shaun

So I watched the Super 14 rugby final on Saturday and was left utterly bitter and resentful as the Blue Bulls defeated the Sharks. I learnt two things from this rugby match though:

1) Never let a boy do a man’s job. Percy should never have been taken off, and could have knocked that vital conversion over whilst simultaneously adding touch ups to his fashionably blonde highlights, as he has expertly done on numerous occasions.

2) Jesus Christ seemingly supports the Blue Bulls, and may even be playing for them. See below.

Jesus - Rugby Hero: During celebrations, the Son of God started blowing his own trumpet a little bit.

Yes, that last minute try by that coloured chap Habana confirmed my earlier suspicions - Jesus Christ loves the Blue Bulls - a team consisting of 14 bible thumping God fearers as well as that weird looking Mongol bloke who runs around at the back (you know who I’m talking about) They even threw on a guy at the end who bore a disturbing resemblance to the Son of God, running on in fashionable leather sandals first made famous by the Nazareth carpenter.

Yes, Jesus loves the Blue Bulls, and he clearly dislikes me, judging by my carefully planned pool party to celebrate my birthday having to be cancelled due to certain events which transpired in Cape Town.

I guess old Sister Mary Parkinson from catholic primary school was right. God does think I’m an arsehole.

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