The Infamous Saturday Night Adventure

Saturday night arrived on my doorstep like an unwanted ginger-haired stepson. How could it be Saturday night already? One minute I was watching rugby, eating biltong and stressing over my excessive dandruff problem, and the next minute we were at Asoka, as if reeled in by a magnetic force.

My excessive dandruff problem may still be lingering but it was a good night nonetheless. (One word. Not two. Or three.)

Let's Get This Party Started.

With everyone initially struggling to hold a conversation and communicate effectively, it was unanimously decided to get soaked on Jägermeister to liven things up a bit. Is there a social problem which needs addressing here? Note the differing shot glass grappling techniques on display. Whilst Some Other Guy showcases the Four-Fingered-Square Technique, Paul goes for the riskier and flashier Crab-Claw Hold. Kim looks dainty with the Lady Godiva Grab, while Claus highlights the safer Baseball Mit Maneuver. In the background, is a Jameson glass with four fingers attached. It kept floating around, annoying everyone until it was eventually asked to leave by the Asoka management.

Grilled Cheese With Tomato On Top.

Kim and Claus say “Cheeese” as they try and block out the guy in the dodgy red shirt. Behind Claus’ left shoulder, are the beginnings of a shot glass architectural masterpiece. By the end of the night, we had constructed a miniature Leaning Tower of Pisa, which unfortunately came tumbling down when the Jameson glass with four fingers attached, bumped into it. This was obviously before it was asked to leave by the Asoka management.

Playing With Fire

Some Other Guy got drunk and began making moves on The Girlfriend, which he is very fond of doing. A dart of Horse Tranquilizer in the thigh soon had him reasonably well behaved though.

Duet Time At Asoka.

Some Other Guy and Paul, doing their rendition of “Endless Love” by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross, whilst Claus looks on in utter dismay. In the background is that damned Jameson glass with four fingers attached again.

Some Other Guy The Smoothy.

At Barcelo’s, Some Other Guy tries charming some American chick who apparently sings a bit. He shows how cool he is by giving the Peace Sign which, as everyone knows, is a hallmark of coolness.

Getting Out Of Hand.

Some Other Guy started getting out of hand, so we had to shoot him with the trusty Horse Tranquilizer again to calm him down. In the background “Norma’s Biscuits” is proudly emblazoned. Her biscuits are amazing.

Norma’s.

Till next Saturday then.

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