September 7, 2007
As She Tries To Get Back On Our Good Side Again.
Britney - Just As We Remembered Her.
Today’s news of Britney Spears making her official comeback at the MTV Video Awards, had me desperately trying to stay calm, my heart pounding like an excited youth getting his first blowj*b.
Being a card carrying member of her official fan club, I have been laying low for a while, ignoring the marriage, the child, the second child, the breakdown etc - all the while secretly waiting for the moment when Brit would clean herself up and take her rightful place on my mantlepiece as Shaun’s second favourite musician, after the affable Kurt Darren.
Apparently this is her new single.
Listen to it, it’s called “Gimme More”. I think it’s supposed to mean “Give Me More”, but I’m not entirely sure yet.
What a catchy little ditty.
As a special treat, to myself, I’ve also gone and dug deep into my archives to pull out an article I first wrote on Britney in 2004, when I initially began blogging:
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I love Britney Spears. I think she’s the greatest singer in the history of music. I love her beautiful voice and amazing dance moves and I think she’s a living legend. She’s also the #1 babe in this year’s “FHM’s 100 Hottest Women” award so it shows that I know what I’m talking about. I remember joining her fan club when she first broke onto the music scene. I emailed her every week and she almost always replied. My friends would mock and say stupid things like “That’s not really her Shaun, it’s a webmaster, she doesn’t even mention your name in the email” This would normally result in one of them ending up with a bloodied nose, due to their blatant stupidity. Britney was the one mailing me and anyone who thinks otherwise are fools. Fools I say! Justin Timberlake (or “JT” as he likes to call himself, huh!) has always been a bit of a prick in my eyes. I never cared for him much when he had that ridiculous hairstyle in Nsync (who could forget that), and I thought he was an even bigger chop after breaking my Britney’s heart (bastard). He also sings like a nancy boy and he’s a shit dancer. I’m a much better dancer than he is, and I probably sing better too. I’m also much better looking than Timberlake, and I reckon I’d be able to kick his ass if we ever got into a fight. Oh, and if you’re reading this Timberlake, I downloaded your entire album off the net and made lots of copies and sold it to people, so you probably lost a few hundred dollars because of me. |
Well, what an opinionated young man I was then!
Little has changed since those heady days. Although I’m more tolerant of Justin Timberlake these days, I’m still pretty convinced I’m a better dancer than he is.
And I’d still kick his ass in a tussle.
Anyhoo, good luck Britney, here’s hoping your days of getting pissed and showing your vagy to the world are over.
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