Makes An Utter Chop Of Himself.

Alright, so first Britney lets me down with her limp performance at the MTV Awards, after I predicted great things, and then both Zimbabwe and Bangladesh go and win matches in the Pro 20 World Cup, thus further humiliating me.

Shaun - Wiping The Egg Of His Face.

I’m so embarrassed.

I’m going to drink some warm milk and lie down for a while.

Shaun Oakes

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