October 9, 2007
They Will Kick You In The Balls
Australians are bad losers, and when they don’t get their way, they get helluva annoyed. Their soccer players – or “footballers”, if you’re pedantic – are no exception.
Yes, it’s the classic backhand-flick-in-the-balls, a manouvers I often used during my gangster days in the late 80′s, back when most of my adversaries were much bigger than me because, let’s face it, I was only six years old.
What is quite interesting about this clip is the fact that the linesman – or “assistant referee” – doesn’t really react to being struck in the gonads.
Like this sort of shit happens to him all the time. Or he doesn’t have testicles. I regularly get hit in the testicles.
Because they’re so huge.
You can’t miss them.
No really.
Oakes signing off.

