Don’t Piss Off Australian Rugby Players

October 9, 2007

They Will Kick You In The Balls

Australians are bad losers, and when they don’t get their way, they get helluva annoyed. Their soccer players – or “footballers”, if you’re pedantic – are no exception.

Yes, it’s the classic backhand-flick-in-the-balls, a manouvers I often used during my gangster days in the late 80′s, back when most of my adversaries were much bigger than me because, let’s face it, I was only six years old.

What is quite interesting about this clip is the fact that the linesman – or “assistant referee” – doesn’t really react to being struck in the gonads.

Like this sort of shit happens to him all the time. Or he doesn’t have testicles. I regularly get hit in the testicles.

Because they’re so huge.

You can’t miss them.

No really.

Oakes signing off.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.

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