Why Does He Keep Accepting Challenges?

As everyone knows, Tuesday is Movie Night, but we’re currently broke at the moment and so the other night The Girlfriend and I stayed in to watch Nip/Tuck instead. An avid fan, the antics of Dr Christian Troy reminds me of myself back in those heady days at catholic primary school, where I was the undoubted casanova of the playground.

Casanova: Shaun Was A Playground Playa

Anyhoo, I was busy sucking on the The Girlfriend’s toes when she suddenly shrieked in delight, the way she usually does when I shake my bon bon ala Ricky Martin. I turned to look at the TV screen, and quickly had to readjust my shell-rimmed spectacles as they suddenly began to mist up. Christian was chatting to a guy in the gym shower who was ripped like a perfectly chiselled Roman God.

Seeing the look of lust on her face, and feeling my manhood threatened, I quickly pounced on The Girlfriend and tried to have my way with her, but she showed remarkable strength for a woman as she monkey tossed me with one arm, flinging me over to the other side of the bed and onto the hard unforgiving floor below.

Once I regained consciousness, I caught another glimpse of the muscled wonder, who really was incredibly ripped. (I would put some pics of the scene up, but after looking at it they seemed a little gay and made me feel funny so I’ve decided against it) As everyone knows, I’m quite the Hunky Adonis, but even I didn’t quite measure up to him, and so there and then stood up and in a loud, resonating voice made a vow to transform my body in 6 weeks. Failure to do so will result in me performing Hara Kiri …or publicly admit to failure.

Perfect Abs: Shaun In Six Weeks?

And so, the great Nip/Tuck Hunky Adonis challenge begins. I’m off to do some crunches now.

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