Gets A Brand Spanking New Boob Job

A Surgeon, About To Operate.

As you would have noticed, I’ve been rather quiet of late, like a young child quietly repainting your expensive lounge suite whilst you were passed out on the bedroom floor after a heavy night out, oblivious to the fact that you would then be babysitting him the following day, as his mother has a bit of a drug problem and needed to “get away” for a few days.

So yeah, we have given the old bird (shaunoakes.com) a bit of a facelift, nipping here, tucking there, and generally making it look twenty years younger.

It’s obviously quite a process, and there may be one or two glitches, so just bare with me, and enjoy the ride.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.