September 5, 2008
Volume Two

The Very Best Of Shaun Oakes - Volume Twee
It’s Friday - yes it IS Friday, if you think today is actually Thursday than your boss has managed to pull the wool over your eyes - and after the success of my last greatest hits compilation, I felt it only fitting that we release another one. Nothing wrong with that, Michael Jackson has about 23 different “Best Of” albums, and is now dating Pamela Anderson. Let’s all think about that for a moment.
Anyhoo, best strap yourselves in, the following may literally blow you away:
Charity Volunteer Worker Are Evil - I take a bit of a pop at obnoxious and overbearing charity volunteer workers, who try and hound you for a few coins. Read More.
3 Life Changing Tips On Saving Money - In these times of high interest rates and increasing prices, I show you some ingenious ways of saving money. Read More.
The Driver Of “Jimmy 1 - WP”, Is A Littering Wanker - I name and shame a couple who brazenly threw their rubbish out their car in Gardens, “because they can”. Read More.
It’s Sunday, Take Your Wheelchair And F**k Off - I get pissed off at uninvited people ringing my bell on a Sunday looking for donations. Read More.
Why Does Men’s Fashion Suck So Badly? - I lament the fact that I cannot find decent jackets as I have abnormally long arms. Read More.
And that’s a wrap.
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