Comments on: 10 Of The Worst Chat Up Lines… http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/ Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:06:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.3 By: Graham http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-52188 Graham Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:22:55 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-52188 "If you were a McFlurry then you would be a McGorgeous" That is one of the worst chat up lines ive heard! “If you were a McFlurry then you would be a McGorgeous”

That is one of the worst chat up lines ive heard!

]]> By: aisling http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-36769 aisling Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:25:02 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-36769 Hey guys. God there bad. I've heard some worse though. Here's a few: Hello baby. My name's pogo. Fancy a jump on my stick? Throw me a life raft 'cos i'm drowning in your eyes. Your'e just like a parking ticket. You have fine written all over you. Hey guys. God there bad. I’ve heard some worse though. Here’s a few:

Hello baby. My name’s pogo. Fancy a jump on my stick?

Throw me a life raft ‘cos i’m drowning in your eyes.

Your’e just like a parking ticket. You have fine written all over you.

]]> By: KK http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-5608 KK Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:41:01 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-5608 PICK UP LINES THAT WORK IN: BRAKPAN, BENONI, SPRINGS AND BOKSBURG AND EDENVALE: 1) Did you farted, cause you blew me away! 2) Is your parents retarded, 'cause you sure is special. 3) My Love for you are like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Does you had a library card, 'cause I'd like to signs you out. 5) Are there a mirror in your pant, because I can saw myself in them. 6) You maybe isn't the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 7) Dialogue: Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something what can like to break the ice." 8) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can like to make your bed rock. 9) Your eyes is so blue as window cleaner. 10 ) If you is going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till the afternoon. 11 ) I maybe not is Mr. Right, but I can like to stoot you till he is showing up. PICK UP LINES THAT WORK IN: BRAKPAN, BENONI, SPRINGS AND BOKSBURG AND EDENVALE:
1) Did you farted, cause you blew me away!

2) Is your parents retarded, ’cause you sure is special.

3) My Love for you are like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in.

4) Does you had a library card, ’cause I’d like to signs you out.

5) Are there a mirror in your pant, because I can saw myself in them.

6) You maybe isn’t the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

7) Dialogue:
Man – “Fat Penguin!”
Woman – “WHAT?”
Man – “I just wanted to say something what can like to break the ice.”

8) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can like to make your bed rock.

9) Your eyes is so blue as window cleaner.

10 ) If you is going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till
the afternoon.

11 ) I maybe not is Mr. Right, but I can like to stoot you till he
is showing up.

]]> By: Galen http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-567 Galen Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:21:05 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-567 Another one that I’ve heard been used on several unsuccessful occasions: Jock: “Hey chick! So did it hurt?” Bimbo: “Huh?” Jock: “When you fell out of heaven. Hehe!” The icebreaker one is a little clever and usually works well… when the other person is drunk :D Another one that I’ve heard been used on several unsuccessful occasions:

Jock: “Hey chick! So did it hurt?”
Bimbo: “Huh?”
Jock: “When you fell out of heaven. Hehe!”

The icebreaker one is a little clever and usually works well… when the other person is drunk :D

]]> By: Simone Puterman http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-562 Simone Puterman Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:41:38 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-562 I one fell for a cute guy at the gym who sardonically asked me: "So how much longer are you going to hog that machine?" I one fell for a cute guy at the gym who sardonically asked me: “So how much longer are you going to hog that machine?”

]]> By: Shaun http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-550 Shaun Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:35:25 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-550 The worst one is: Nice legs! What time they open? The worst one is:

Nice legs! What time they open?

]]> By: Tania http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-545 Tania Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:45:26 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-545 It's not always what they say. It's sometimes what they do. A 19-year-old prostitute tried to solicit business from me on a plane in April. He used all the same attentive body language that I am used to from 19-year-olds in Stellenbosch, gazing at me with a melodramatic expression as though awestruck when I unfastened my hair to make myself comfortable, etc., etc. He probably thought that, since I am more than twice his age, I should be flattered. It’s not always what they say. It’s sometimes what they do. A 19-year-old prostitute tried to solicit business from me on a plane in April. He used all the same attentive body language that I am used to from 19-year-olds in Stellenbosch, gazing at me with a melodramatic expression as though awestruck when I unfastened my hair to make myself comfortable, etc., etc. He probably thought that, since I am more than twice his age, I should be flattered.

]]> By: Chris M http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-489 Chris M Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:11:37 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-489 Classics! Classics!

]]> By: Marc http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-443 Marc Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:04:20 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-443 The Girlfriend has to laugh and she has to be suitably impressed! The Girlfriend has to laugh and she has to be suitably impressed!

]]> By: Shaun http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-439 Shaun Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:25:16 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-439 Well, thank you for your contributions thus far, ladies and gentlemen. (Actually, it's all gentlemen at this point) Much like Sean, I shall certainly be using some of this lines in the near future, albeit on The Girlfriend. Well, thank you for your contributions thus far, ladies and gentlemen. (Actually, it’s all gentlemen at this point)

Much like Sean, I shall certainly be using some of this lines in the near future, albeit on The Girlfriend.

]]> By: Sean http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-402 Sean Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:49:35 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-402 Shane, “want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up” PHENOMENAL! It's a fact that I will use that line tomorrow Shane, “want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up”

PHENOMENAL! It’s a fact that I will use that line tomorrow

]]> By: gmk http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-384 gmk Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:14:41 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-384 A guy in a restaurant hitting on a waitress and asking her where she works..... A guy in a restaurant hitting on a waitress and asking her where she works…..

]]> By: The Shaman http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-382 The Shaman Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:04:44 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-382 Are you wearing space underwear? 'cos your ass is out of this world! Are you wearing space underwear? ‘cos your ass is out of this world!

]]> By: Oke http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-377 Oke Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:31:41 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-377 you've had 5 STD's? Damn... you’ve had 5 STD’s? Damn…

]]> By: Shane http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-365 Shane Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:01:01 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-365 Cheese of the day..."Excuse me.....Hi, I’m writing a thesis on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you" if that fails you could always opt for classic old school... "want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up" Mad me laugh when I was in STD 5! Cheese of the day…”Excuse me…..Hi, I’m writing a thesis on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you”

if that fails you could always opt for classic old school…

“want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up”

Mad me laugh when I was in STD 5!

]]> By: Nash http://www.shaunoakes.com/2008/10/10-of-the-worst-chat-up-lines/comment-page-1/#comment-351 Nash Mon, 20 Oct 2008 06:59:37 +0000 http://www.shaunoakes.com/?p=913#comment-351 a mate of mine has dropped this bomb. walks up to a chick at the bar, takes a block of ice out of his glass and drops it on the floor (she is watching him at this point) and steps on it before saying... "now that I've broken the ice, how about a drink? a mate of mine has dropped this bomb.

walks up to a chick at the bar, takes a block of ice out of his glass and drops it on the floor (she is watching him at this point) and steps on it before saying…

“now that I’ve broken the ice, how about a drink?

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