When You Have A Minute.

For those familiar with the car wreck of a game show that is Brain Box on e-TV, take a leisurely stroll over to BangersAndNash to read an accurate portrayal of the frustration and anguish endured by millions of South Africans every weekend.

Besides the fact that this seems to have replaced the regular soft-core pornography which is such a staple of so many South African households – we do enjoy the most orgasms after all – it’s made even worse by the fact that there is more chance of bumping into Derek Watts at Asoka than there is of actually winning a f**king prize on the show.

Something is wrong here.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.