October 15, 2008
It’s The 15th October, Where The F**k Are They?
So, I’m not sure if you’ve been following this, but apparently we were supposed to have been visited by aliens yesterday. (14th October) This after an Australian psychic called Blossom Goodchild predicted that they would finally show themselves, after years of messing around with our crop fields, kidnapping our cows, and spying on us as we shower.
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A MASSIVE alien spaceship is to land on Earth TODAY to prove life really is out there, an Aussie psychic insists - and bookies are so worried they stopped taking bets on it happening. Queensland-based “channeler” Blossom Goodchild says aliens informed her of their plans that a huge intergalactic spaceship will appear over the American desert. She said they “come in love to help us and our planet move to a new higher vibration of love”. The rumour has promoted an unprecedented gambling rush, prompting bookmakers to suspend betting. Worried William Hill spokesman Rupert Adams told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “This is the first time that an internet phenomenon has affected our business.” Bookies are set to lose millions if the prediction is accurate. Mr Adams added: “We now have seven-figure liabilities if the ship does appear. We are slightly nervous but hopeful that Blossom is proved incorrect. We will be keeping our eyes on the skies over the next 24 hours. “We have always been apprehensive of space based bets ever since we paid out the equivalent of millions when Neil Armstrong landed on the moon in 1969.” [via The Daily Telegraph ] |
Well, there you have it. If a psychic called Blossom Goodchild calls it, then it must be true.
Blossom Goodchild - If She Calls It, It Must Be True.
Interesting vibe with her name. Did her parents know she was going to be a psychic when they decided to call her Blossom Goodchild?
I have this theory about how your name actually influences what you do in life, like my friend Blade Hackett who spends his days cutting trees, or my cousin Grant Long-Johns who does pornography. Just makes you think.
Anyhoo, so it looks like the aliens are not going to pitch after all, which isn’t the first time they have let us down.
Would it be wrong if we just told them to f**k off now?
Personally, I am getting tired of their shit.
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Like all those end-of-the-world cults that seem to be showing up more frequently than sms adds.
I dated an alien for a while and they are inherently late.
They NEVER show up on time. Not even when you check with them three times in one day, the same day as the big dinner with the boss. They will still arrive three hours late, drunk and smelling of another man…
Anyway, like I said I dated an alien and they are always late.
Though…she could have been from the Northern Suburbs?
@Craig - I know, it’s crazy. In fact, f**k it, I’m going to start my very own cult now, just sommer.
@Nash - Very easy mistake to make. I once dated someone from Bredasdorp, who INSISTED on communicating in Klingon, even when we dined at a restaurant. I was convinced she was an alien, until I realised that she was actually just speaking in really broken English.
hi my name is nigel, to my understanding and knowledge we as humans are actually enslaved by an alien civilization that was driven here to be quarantine from causing mass havoc to our solar system.these beings as we know them were called the atlantians , their plan is to basicly dumm down the human race and have them work towards finding a way to exit this barrier that was put over this earth. dont believe me. any human male can look at their penis and will find evidence of interference in our dna. there is a line that looks like someone cut and laser stitched it back up. listen to michael tsarions video on the future of mankind, and your eyes and minds will open and alot of the questions that we as humans have asked in secret and will dare not mention to another because we may be called crazy will be answered . they control us by religion and government. we were dummed down and our dna altered this is why every scientist can assure you that humans only use a very small part of our brains.please google 2012 and there will be a long video there by michael tsarion. please watch i urge you as a human being.
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