October 22, 2008
Sweet, But Mostly Sad.
This is an advert that is currently up on Craigslist.org (an international version of Gumtree).
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Are you a good looking female in her 20s and maybe have a acting background? Well I am offering $100 for about an hour of your time on saturday night. I am going out to dinner with some friends and my girlfreind and hope to find a cute sexy but classy girl to subtlely flirt with me from the distance. After a period of time she would then come over and either ask for my number in front of my freinds and girlfreind while im sitting there, or while I have gone to the bathroom ( and I come back while you are still there ). I would then say thanks but I am amazingly happy with my girlfreind. Nothing more.. just some playful fun hoping to make my gfreind want to hold onto me even more. * Location: Nova PostingID: 887643688 |
Not sure what to make of this vibe. Is it sweet? Slightly desperate? I’m leaning toward Creepy Town.
Holy shit thats pretty messed up.
“Idolize me my dear”
Perhaps he fucked up before, and the relationship has never been the same since?
And this is an attempt to prove his devotion second time around?
Seriously desperate attempt.. poor sod!
There are some whacked people on Craiglist!
Check out this link for the best postings on Craiglist, some of them are unbelievable! …http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
@Craig – Possibly, there is definitely craziness in that one.
@SuperS – Ja, the sweet odour of desperation is very strong.
@Shane – Seriously whacked. Although I wouldn’t mind adopting Schoochie, he seems like a pretty solid guy, as far as roaches go.