Let’s Clear This Up Once And For All.

It’s Thursday and that means it’s time for a snap poll.

Today’s topical discussion - Is going to a strip club and getting a lapdance the same as cheating?

Is he cheating by getting a lapdance? Or just enjoying a semi.

I have heard varying opinions on this. Some girls feel that their boyfriends getting a lapdance from a stripper is the equivalent of the girls then having a strange guy rub their balls up against them, so if their boyfriends are comfortable with that, then they can have their lapdances. Some guys feel it’s only cheating if you then end up having sex with the stripper, as long as it’s not the missionary position, as apparently that’s allowed if you’re left handed and originally hail from Port Elizabeth. (The P.E Law of 1981)

What are your thoughts on this? If a guy gets a lapdance is he in fact cheating on his girlfriend / wife?

What do you think?

Poof. Gone.

Not Christian Bale mind you. I am of course referring to the comic book Batman who, after 70 years, will apparently be killed off soon. I know they did this with Superman a while back, but then decided to bring him back to life. It’s all a bit like a soap opera, like that show from the 80’s, Loving? When Jonathan is a bad guy and then Father Jim Vochek kills him, and then Jonathan comes back but now he’s Keith and he’s a good guy? I think Batman could have a similar vibe.

Well there you have it. Interesting that Robin will be the one to kill him. I was never really into Robin’s vibe. In fact, I will go so far as to say that Robin is a doos.

Which is NOT a term I just throw around lightly. So there you go.

Beware The Giant Penis

Spotted at a beach in America somewhere, you know, where they just elected Barack Obama?

Beware the Giant Penis: Especially when you have perfectly symmetrical boobs.

Anyhoo, the sign is warning people to be wary of giant penises, which is perfectly valid, as I myself know many large pricks I’d rather avoid. (Budup Doosh)

Turns out it’s ACTUALLY just someone having fun with the original sign, which looks like this:

Jelly Fish - Not a Giant Penis.

I love it when someone clever defaces a public sign for the amusement of others. It reminds me of my High School days, when someone changed the “Art Room” sign to read as “Fart Room.”

“FART ROOM!”

I KNOW! Can you handle that? That is quality. I mean, think about it, “fart room” - a room where you could theoretically go to break wind. To this day, it still raises a giggle and makes me pee in my pants a little bit.

Fart room. What a lag.
Anyhoo, hope you all enjoyed that. I’m going to go change my underwear now.

Looks Awesome

Hello everyone, so I take it you all enjoyed the recent holiday we had?

… You know, the holidays on Thursday and Friday? … No? Seriously, those were holidays… that’s why I didn’t write anything then… I swear to God, I’m not lying.

Anyhoo, let’s kick the week off by taking a look at the trailer for the upcoming Star Trek movie, which is due out next year. I don’t usually dig the whole Star Trek vibe, but this movie looks like it could be rather awesome. It looks as if they have decided to give it a bit of a Batman Begins vibe - ie: starting right at the beginning again.

Have a look at the trailer - it gave me a bit of a semi when I saw it for the first time. What? We’re all friends here.

Nice. I see Sylar from Heroes is in it. Harold from Harold and Kumar is in as well. Should be good.

Raising A Laugh On Hump Day

It’s Wednesday, so in that spirit, I’ve decided to blatantly lift material from other sources and claim it as my own. Here with a list of Facebook Statuses… Statuseez… Statiii? Originally seen at Craig With Cabbage.

Here with some of the best ones:

• is proof reading to make sure he hasn’t any words out.
• is taking a gap year and focusing on the bible.
• is coming to a theater near you.
• is, as it turns out, not a Jedi.
• is loving the smell of napalm in the morning.
• is filmed before a live studo audience.
• pondering a move into the 3rd dimension.
• is the stuff that dreams are made of.
• is obsessed with spicy cabbages.
• is reinventing the wheel.
• would like to know where the fuck Wally is.
• is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
• is a member of the jehovah’s witness protection program.

Poof. And just like that - he was gone.