America Called.

November 1, 2008 | 3 Comments

And Asked For It’s Holiday Back.

So apparently it was Halloween on the 31 October. I know this because there was an increase in the number of weird looking kids and beggars who knocked on my door that day (who incidently quickly scattered once I attacked them with pepper spray and educational reference books)

I don’t get why South Africa is trying to push this as a legitimate event, as it has absolutely f**kall to do with us, next we’ll be celebrating America’s Thanksgiving or Independence Days as well.


Halloween In South Africa - Why?

I did some reading up, and it’s apparently an Irish thing.

Halloween (or Hallowe’en) is a holiday celebrated on October 31. Halloween activities include trick-or-treating, ghost tours, bonfires, costume parties, visiting haunted attractions, carving jack-o’-lanterns, reading scary stories, and watching horror movies. Irish and Scottish immigrants carried versions of the tradition to North America in the nineteenth century. Other western countries embraced the holiday in the late twentieth century. Halloween is celebrated in several countries of the Western world, most commonly in the United States, Canada, Ireland, Puerto Rico, Japan, the United Kingdom, and at times in parts of Australia and New Zealand.

Halloween has its origins in the ancient Celtic festival known as Samhain (Irish pronunciation: [ˈsˠaunʲ]; from the Old Irish samain). The festival of Samhain is a celebration of the end of the harvest season in Gaelic culture, and is sometimes regarded as the “Celtic New Year.” Traditionally, the festival was a time used by the ancient Celtic pagans to take stock of supplies and slaughter livestock for winter stores. The ancient Gaels believed that on October 31, now known as Halloween, the boundary between the living and the deceased dissolved, and the dead become dangerous for the living by causing problems such as sickness or damaged crops. The festivals would frequently involve bonfires, into which bones of slaughtered livestock were thrown. Costumes and masks were also worn at the festivals in an attempt to mimic the evil spirits or placate them. [via Wikipedia]

So let’s not try and start up something that has nothing to do with us. South Africans are all about beer, boerewors and drunken brawls around the braai. I have no time for silly Jack ‘O Lanterns and kids dressed up as little goblins.

In fact, the next kid who rings my door looking for a handout is going to get the Mike Myers treatment.

Trick or treat THIS, you obnoxious little shit.

Trick or treat THIS, you obnoxious little shit.

Seriously, let’s all give it a rest now.


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