You’re Allowed One Per Week.

Naughty.

And that was mine.

Good night. I love you all.

In Case You Were Wondering.

I was busy rewiring my car the other day when a thought suddenly occured to me; “What do you call those little balls of dry shit that gets stuck in your bum hairs?”

It bothered me that I didn’t know this, so I asked the guy that was busy helping me with the car, but he didn’t know either. The hot chick jogging passed said she knew what I was talking about, but couldn’t get to the name, whilst the drugged up vagrant lying in his urine claimed that he actually covered this in his thesis years earlier - before deciding to become addicted to glue and tik - but now couldn’t even remember his own name.

Eventually I headed on over to the “computer”, to access the “internet”, and thankfully found what I was looking for:

So now you know. Dangleberries. Just another thing you wouldn’t have read about anywhere else but here.

You know exactly what we're talking about.

You’re welcome.