November 11, 2008 | 4 Comments
Meh
Indy: Taking a break from banging Ally McBeal, to roll around in the dirt again.
I dig Indiana Jones. You could even say I have a man crush on him. I’m not saying I’ll have sex with him or anything like that, but I would buy him a beer if he asked me to. Maybe even two.
His new movie involving a kingdom of a crystal skull, aptly titled “Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull” is kind of a let down though.
Do you want to know why? Seriously, do you want to know? I’ll tell you. Come closer, I’m going to whisper it in your ear.
The movie sucks balls a little bit because… wait for it… there are f**king ALIENS in the movie!
ALIENS!
What the f**k?
I’m sorry, but Indiana Jones does NOT do aliens. He does Aztec gold, ancient curses and wild and crazy adventures involving Nazis and the great crusades. What the f**k is he doing rubbing shoulders with E.T? George Lucas needs a stiff kick up his ass for spoiling this movie. It should have been awesome, but he dropped the ball.
Aliens.
What next?
Will the Incredible Hulk show up too?
Maybe James Bond?
Not impressed, George Lucas. That goes for you too Steven Spielberg. I’m watching you.
