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November 18, 2008

Mindless Athletic Fun

Run, You Uncoordinated Bastard! Run!

Run, You Uncoordinated Bastard! Run!

I’ve spent the last 19 hours playing this non-stop, and now you should play this too. Go here and see if you can get this shitty athlete to complete 100 metres. (I managed 34 metres earlier on, who can beat that?)

I like this game because the guy reminds me of myself during High School sports days. I couldn’t run very well, but I was still awesome. Sorry that’s Awesome, with a capital AAAAAAAYYYYEEE!


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12 Comments so far

  1. Shane November 18, 2008 12:28 pm

    This could be the game that will ruin my life cause me to develop an allergic reaction to the sun. Its so frustrating but so addictive!…my personal best is 0.4m, how you achieved 34m is beyond me!

  2. Shane November 18, 2008 12:30 pm

    make that 4.5m!

  3. Shaun November 18, 2008 12:52 pm

    @Shane,

    19 hours of gameplay will do that to you.

  4. Kerryn November 18, 2008 1:27 pm

    I got to 2.4m, with tears in my eyes. That was fricken hilarious.

  5. Craig November 18, 2008 2:48 pm

    Okay that was simply pure evil…

    3.3m after 30 minutes of intense neurotic frustration.

    I did like 55 backflips, took 23 kicks to the head, and managed to gain a solid 0.7m on my kneees.

  6. Shaun November 18, 2008 11:11 pm

    @Kerryn - I found it funny at first as well. Then I started getting very angry that he couldn’t just run like a normal person. Then I eventually got depressed.

    @Craig - Ja, I kept bashing his head against the tarmac as well, which I found rather pleasing.

  7. Craig November 19, 2008 7:22 am

    Damn, 1.4 meters on the first try. But I did like that crunchy sound effect of the head on tar at the end bit…

  8. Jerry November 19, 2008 10:13 am

    Tap O to get him going started playing this game last week its madness also have a look at the cricket game!

  9. Galen November 28, 2008 2:03 pm

    16 meters! :D (it only took about 8 hours). I hate you…

  10. Shaun November 28, 2008 4:06 pm

    @Galen

    Christ, that’s amazing. I was lying about how far I got. 3 metres was my top score.

    I am in awe of you.

  11. Marisa December 1, 2008 11:09 pm

    Guffaws aplenty. I’ve gotten 40.9m and still going - on his knees.

  12. Marisa December 1, 2008 11:13 pm

    Woah! 53.1m before I finally keeled over.

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