November 18, 2008
Mindless Athletic Fun

Run, You Uncoordinated Bastard! Run!
I’ve spent the last 19 hours playing this non-stop, and now you should play this too. Go here and see if you can get this shitty athlete to complete 100 metres. (I managed 34 metres earlier on, who can beat that?)
I like this game because the guy reminds me of myself during High School sports days. I couldn’t run very well, but I was still awesome. Sorry that’s Awesome, with a capital AAAAAAAYYYYEEE!
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This could be the game that will ruin my life cause me to develop an allergic reaction to the sun. Its so frustrating but so addictive!…my personal best is 0.4m, how you achieved 34m is beyond me!
make that 4.5m!
@Shane,
19 hours of gameplay will do that to you.
I got to 2.4m, with tears in my eyes. That was fricken hilarious.
Okay that was simply pure evil…
3.3m after 30 minutes of intense neurotic frustration.
I did like 55 backflips, took 23 kicks to the head, and managed to gain a solid 0.7m on my kneees.
@Kerryn - I found it funny at first as well. Then I started getting very angry that he couldn’t just run like a normal person. Then I eventually got depressed.
@Craig - Ja, I kept bashing his head against the tarmac as well, which I found rather pleasing.
Damn, 1.4 meters on the first try. But I did like that crunchy sound effect of the head on tar at the end bit…
Tap O to get him going started playing this game last week its madness also have a look at the cricket game!
16 meters!
(it only took about 8 hours). I hate you…
@Galen
Christ, that’s amazing. I was lying about how far I got. 3 metres was my top score.
I am in awe of you.
Guffaws aplenty. I’ve gotten 40.9m and still going - on his knees.
Woah! 53.1m before I finally keeled over.