Raising A Laugh On Hump Day

It’s Wednesday, so in that spirit, I’ve decided to blatantly lift material from other sources and claim it as my own. Here with a list of Facebook Statuses… Statuseez… Statiii? Originally seen at Craig With Cabbage.

Here with some of the best ones:

• is proof reading to make sure he hasn’t any words out.
• is taking a gap year and focusing on the bible.
• is coming to a theater near you.
• is, as it turns out, not a Jedi.
• is loving the smell of napalm in the morning.
• is filmed before a live studo audience.
• pondering a move into the 3rd dimension.
• is the stuff that dreams are made of.
• is obsessed with spicy cabbages.
• is reinventing the wheel.
• would like to know where the fuck Wally is.
• is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
• is a member of the jehovah’s witness protection program.

Poof. And just like that – he was gone.

Shaun Oakes

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