Beware The Giant Penis

Spotted at a beach in America somewhere, you know, where they just elected Barack Obama?

Beware the Giant Penis: Especially when you have perfectly symmetrical boobs.

Anyhoo, the sign is warning people to be wary of giant penises, which is perfectly valid, as I myself know many large pricks I’d rather avoid. (Budup Doosh)

Turns out it’s ACTUALLY just someone having fun with the original sign, which looks like this:

Jelly Fish - Not a Giant Penis.

I love it when someone clever defaces a public sign for the amusement of others. It reminds me of my High School days, when someone changed the “Art Room” sign to read as “Fart Room.”

“FART ROOM!”

I KNOW! Can you handle that? That is quality. I mean, think about it, “fart room” – a room where you could theoretically go to break wind. To this day, it still raises a giggle and makes me pee in my pants a little bit.

Fart room. What a lag.
Anyhoo, hope you all enjoyed that. I’m going to go change my underwear now.

Shaun Oakes

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