November 14, 2008
Digs The Shocker Vibe.
Bush: Showing Off His Favourite Move.
Steve O and I were staring at the internet the other day (yesterday) when suddenly this pic of George W. Bush popped up.
“Christ, he is showing off the ‘shocker’ technique,” exclaimed Steve O with great surprise.
“What’s the ‘shocker’ technique?” I asked innocently, making sure to highlight the inverted commas with my hands when I said the word “shocker”.
Steve O fell on his back, dusted himself off, and then went on to explain what the Shocker is actually all about. Strangely, he quoted Wikipedia’s definition word for word, which I found surprising, until I remembered that he actually invented Wikipedia back in 19voetsek.
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The shocker is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The ring finger and thumb are curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards (away from the gesturer). The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the little finger into the unwitting anus, hence the “shock”. Because of its explicit sexual connotation, the shocker is sometimes considered vulgar. Occasionally, the thumb may be positioned so that it may stimulate the clitoris. Mnemonic rhymes are used in order to remember its meaning, including “two in the pink, one in the stink,” and “two in the goo, one in the poo.” [via Wikipedia and Steve O] |
Sies. That’s more than a little disgusting, but now I know what the Shocker is, and now you know too.
This is in so many ways so much more information I ever wanted to get… but… well… thanks anyways… I guess. Sort of.