Comments on: 5 Of The Lamest Fight Scenes Ever Seen

By: Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:16:00 +0000

YEAH… C YA!!!

By: Craig

Craig — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:12:08 +0000

Im appalled…

Just a semi?

tsk tsk…

By: Shaun

Shaun — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:40:56 +0000

@Craig – Yes! I was wondering why I started getting a bit of a semi whilst watching this.

It’s got 90% of the ingredients needed, but not quite.

By: Craig

Craig — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:13:04 +0000

Serrated blades with chocolate sauce, Empty eye sockets, ninjitsu, lab coats(lol), crazy kung-fu lady. Creepy slow motion punches, bad acting. Hesitant bad-ass cop with amazing abs.

If only it had the correct cheesy music and displayed a little more skin, as it could have been a great soft core porno.

By: Shaun

Shaun — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:51:18 +0000

@RockStar – Ja, I don’t really get the slow mo vibe. I think they were taking the piss?

@Craig – The slow motion punches in the last scene is awesome. Almost as awesome as the bad guy’s mullet.

Also, why is he wearing a lab coat?

Is he a kungfu scientist?

Clearly there is more to this.

By: Craig

Craig — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:35:00 +0000

Dam that last one is a classic.

By: RockStar

RockStar — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:49:20 +0000

The Star Trek fight has got to be the most pathetic fight scene ever made.

Honestly, was the director high when they filmed that? Geez, TV in the 60′s must have been atrocious.