Miley Cyrus Is Not Dead

November 18, 2008

Just To Clear The Air.

Miley Cyrus: Not Dead.

Miley Cyrus: Not Dead.

You all know who Miley Cyrus is, right? Yes, that’s right, she’s the singer daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, the guy that sang the lovable treffer, “Achy Breaky Heart” back in the 90′s. (God, how we jammed to that song).

Anyhoo, apparently someone hacked into her YouTube channel the other day, and posted a video claiming that she had been knocked over by a drunk driver and subsequently died. Naughty.

Miley Cyrus’ best friend has been forced to deny claims the Hannah Montana star is dead.

Mandy Jiroux – who creates videos with Miley as part of the Miley And Mandy Show on video sharing website YouTube – insists the 15-year-old star is fit ad healthy, despite footage claiming she had been hit by a drunk driver appearing on the Internet.

The video, posted on the Miley And Mandy Show YouTube page, was alleged to be from Mandy and said: “Hey guys, this is Mandy and I have some very sad news. We’re very hurt to tell everyone this, but Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. Miley told us if anything ever happened to her then we should let her fans know before the public. RIP honey, we
will miss you so much.”

A furious Mandy has now posted a written response on her personal MySpace page declaring Miley alive and well.

She writes: “Someone hacked the Miley And Mandy Show YouTube account and we can’t get back into it just yet! Miley is OK!” [via]

This incident reminds me of the time someone started spreading rumours that Britney Spears and I were an item. I laughed it off at first, but it started getting out of hand, and eventually Britney had to release a statement denying ever having slept with me. Do you guys remember that? It was round about 2004, back when I was still in that whole male backup dancer vibe and touring Los Angeles. Yeah, good times, I must still put those pics up on Facebook, I keep forgetting.

Anyways, on another matter, how old is Miley Cyrus now? Are we allowed to say that she’s hot yet? Because she is turning into a bit of a belter, isn’t she?

What was that? She’s 15?

Oh, okay. So… does that mean I can’t say that? Or I can?

No?

Yes?

No?

I can’t?

Yes, of course I know that… I was just saying.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.

5 Comments so far

  1. Galen November 28, 2008 2:20 pm

    Is it still to early to have naughty thoughts about Emma Watson for that matter? She’s a hottie ;)

  2. Shaun November 28, 2008 4:07 pm

    Is she that chick from Harry Potter? She must be 18 by now. I hope.

  3. Lexi September 18, 2009 7:31 pm

    Ok who ever thiks miley sucks they should go live in Lesoto and miley is not dead people so back off suckers
    Lol your dearest miley fan.
    LOL LEXI in Cape town (Newlands)

  4. Melvin Moitoso April 6, 2010 1:20 pm

    I am not sure why the critics don’t love miley’s newest song – I think it is fantastic.

  5. Ava Decesare May 8, 2010 10:15 pm

    Seems like Miley has ruffled some feathers in her new video. I do think it is good – go for it!

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