November 18, 2008
…Is That Chicks Won’t Dig You
“Ha ha ha, Movember is going to be so cool. I’m going to grow a lovely moustache and bask in my manliness,” you think to yourself on November 1st.
Then a couple of weeks go by and suddenly it dawns on you that growing a moustache is not that cool, that in fact, you look like a bit of a chop, and that inexplicably, your girlfriend refuses to sleep with you, as your rough “tash” gives her a rash on her thighs.
So I ask you, is this all really worth it? Everyone I spoke to seems to be complaining about not getting any action since they grew a Tom Selleck. Are chicks not digging the hairy vibe anymore? Christ, even Some Other Guy is complaining, and he was the one who got me involved in the first place.
Some Other Guy: No Action Since He Went 'Selleck'
So what does everyone else think? Should we just scrap this, or should we mission on until the end?
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Exactly the same issue I had up until yesterday, I bit the bullet and shaved all because I’m a slave to… ah forget it I’m growing another.
I do notice Some Other Guy is cheating somewhat “No hair growth shall be allowed to grow below the bottom lip.”
@Wezz,
Yeah, he is bending the rules a bit, but he looks like an even bigger chop without the bum hair on his chin.
Oh you guys are such fagpipes! Seriously, there is nothing sexier than a well groomed man-moustache brushing against you! If the ladies are looking the other way, it’s because you’re not respecting the formation of hairs that are popping from your upper lip. As soon as you respect the tache, the tache will respect you. The prouder you feel, the fuller it will grow. The better trimmed, the more attention it will proclaim.
For some reason, the girls really do complain about moustaches and their thighs - guess it must be a really hairy situation for them…
Shaun,
it has already been pointed out, but I feel I must highlight the fact that you are cheating.
You need to shave the chin.
Secondly, there is nothing sexier than a tach. FACT.
I asked all guys in the police station I was in the other day. They all love them and say the traffic cops agree too.
My husband looks pretty with a moustache and i think he should keep it, without it’s a weird face.
@Truusje,
Lucky for your husband. Unfortunately, I look pretty weird WITH a moustache, so am looking forward to shaving it off.