November 10, 2008

So Funny You Will Shit Yourself.

Sorry for being so crude again, I really have to cut down on my swearing. Anyhoo, I was on the “internet” today and saw this on iMod , and decided to grab it and claim it, like a mischievous vagrant going through your rubbish bin on a Monday morning before the council workers (dirt men – can we call them that?) come to collect it. It’s an email that’s been going around and it’s so exaggeration to say that it is quality.

Nice one. I really enjoyed that, how was it for you? Did you like that little move I pulled at the end there?

Did you know who taught me that?

Your mother.

No seriously.

I’m not joking, she did.

True story

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.

SheBee November 10, 2008 10:20 pm

Dear Shaun,

My heart called and said to fire you. It can’t take all this hot and cold ‘here’ then ‘gone’ attitude from you.

Best,

SheBee
SheBee November 10, 2008 10:27 pm

Also, the spider drawing is kak. You should tell your friend “Imod” to pass the message on.

Yes, I’m grumpy, damnit. Leave me alone!
Shaun November 10, 2008 10:32 pm

@SheBee,

The spider drawing is not kak. It is awesome.
Chris M November 11, 2008 1:24 am

Thanks for the link back bud, it’s a classic isn’t it? :)
Craig November 11, 2008 8:49 am

I eat spiders for breakfast. And this one looks tasty.
Shaun November 11, 2008 9:18 am

@Chris M – It’s probably the funniest spider-based email ever created. Fact.

@Craig – I prefer my spiders for lunch, on toast with a little sweet and sour salsa sauce.
Craig November 11, 2008 7:53 pm

So how much is one spider limb worth then?
Leezl November 24, 2008 2:17 pm

that spider pic just got sold on eBay for $10 000 – 18 people actually bid on it – see the link

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190265903424