Denied.

My Dick - Apparently Not Acceptable.

Fair enough then.

Good day to you too.

Shaun Oakes

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5 Comments so far

Craig December 12, 2008 1:22 pm

Do u carry along a mobile dildo with you everywhere u go?

*tsk tsk*
Shane December 12, 2008 1:24 pm

Haha, that’s hilarious!
BirdUn December 12, 2008 2:39 pm

Bwaaaahahaha
nash December 12, 2008 3:21 pm

THAT…was phenomenal!
Zayin Krige December 12, 2008 4:44 pm

is it just me or did anyone else notice the google ad “overcome sexual sin”. classic