I’m Going To Blow My Own Horn Now

Not sexually though, I’m not saying I’m going to give myself a blow**b. That’s just disgusting. Although I could if I wanted to. (I’m just saying)

So some of you were wondering where I was these last 7 days. Well, if you were watching DSTV last night, the cat would have been let out the bag.

On the televisie last night.

Click here to see the recorded telecast from last night.

Nice one.

Oh, and that chick Amy Chong? I could have totally had her if I wanted to.
Totally.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.