December 10, 2008
Posts Advert On Gumtree
Seth Rotherham just put up a rather tasty little email exchange, where a Cape Town businessman nonchalantly puts out an advert for a P.A (personal assistant) and requests that, in addition to filing papers and general secretarial duties, the successful applicant should also be willing to basically lick his balls when need be.
Your typical P.A - Helpful and Efficient. Unlikely to want to lick your balls.
Here with an extract of one of the emails in the correspondence:
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Hi Jenny I looked at your application with a lot of interest and I am very keen to see what we can work out. I dont know if you saw the ad yourself and if only Stef saw it, but i am really looking for a very open-minded person. So let me lay it out for you to ensure we are indeed on the same page: I am looking for a very particular kind of person and I need to ensure you are indeed comfortable with all my requirements. I am very straight forward and want to ensure you know exactly what I am looking for so we can be sure not to disappoint each other and I trust I will not offend you in the process. I am looking for someone who can be very good at her job, but also someone who will be open-minded enough and prepared to take excellent care of my needs and in turn I can take wonderful care of her financially. I intend for this to be based on a very inter-personal relationship between myself and this person and I want to make work a place of work and fun, all in complete privacy, confidentiality and discretion. I found you extremely attractive and I would really be willing to take excellent financial care of you (up to R25k per month) in the event that we can agree on the fulfillment of my requirements. I can promise you.. [Read More] |
Nice. Did you read the whole thing? 25k for some office hanky panky with a (probably ugly) boss, I wonder if there are any women out there who would actually go along with that vibe? The advert is still up, you can check it out and send Adrian a message over here. Go on, tell him what a quality guy he is, I’m sure he’ll appreciate it
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This is hilarious. I bet this dirty old man thought he would get points for ‘honesty’.
Sadly, someone will take him up on his offer . . . .
lOl
here is a man taking action.
the poor sod
Dod_gee! I love how he also tries to reassure ‘Jenny’ that he’s such a nice guy.
I am going to call every girlfriend I have and see if they will qualify for the position. This is great. And @ 25k a month I will be willing to give her half!!! LOL!!