Easing Us Into Monday

Morning, how are you?
Well and yourself?
Good, and you?
I’m…. well. I just f**king told you that. Why are you asking me again?
Oh. Okay then.

Just thought I’d start Monday off by warning you not to involve me in your whole “greeting loop” vibe. That shit doesn’t fly with me. I told you I’m fine, don’t ask me again, or I WON’T't be fine and neither will you, ESPECIALLY after I punch you in the solar plexus.

Moving along, I know we’ve already touched on the whole Christmas vibe, but I’m not quite done yet so I thought we’d all take a look at Santa Claus’ Gmail Account. See below, it’s pretty snaaks.

Santa's Gmail Account

Love the Easter Bunny. I personally always dug his vibe.

Yes I know I mentioned the word “vibe” three times. Make it four now. That’s how I roll, bebe.

Shaun Oakes

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