December 9, 2008
People Who Use “Cool” Lingo.
“Parentals”.
What the f**k does that actually mean?
It’s not a real word, stop trying to force the issue.
You are not being clever. Not at all. You want to know how my parents are doing? Then f**king ask.
Say, “Hey Shaun, how are your parents?” or “Shaun, are your folks well?“, or alternatively, “So how’s Mom and Dad, Shaun?” although that may still get you a kick in the groin, because you would still sound a little too smug for my liking.
Seriously, the next person who casually enquires, “So how are the parentals?”, whilst nonchalantly sipping on their espresso at Vida, will earn nothing less than a swift kick to the throat.
Just a warning...
Possibly a punch to the ovaries as well.
You think I’m joking?
Say it. I dare you.
I double dare you.
Seriously, don’t tempt me, I’m internationally renowned for my mule kicks. You don’t believe me? Ask Bernie Mac, he will tell you about my mule kicks.
What was that?
He’s dead?
EXACTLY.
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So how much would it annoy you if I asked “How’s it hanging with the FPU and MPU?”
@Kerryn,
You are cruising…
For a bruising.
I agree wholeheartedly – why cant they just ask “So, how’re your parents/folks?” … Simple…. not so??? First time I’m writing on someones blog. I wouldn’t even know how to go about making my own “Blog” page .. is that what it’s called??? If you have a moment to spare and can tell me I would be thrilled … if not ….. well, what the hey!! We live on a farm and I have loads of time (suddenly) to do …. I dunno!!! Soo. …. this sounds like fun – especially seeing as I love writing – anything, whatever comes up in the old grey matter – not that I’m old, might I add – just a phrase, you do understand?? Okay, I’m going now before you kick me or something …. Thanks. Regards – Helen
@Helen,
Welcome, and please make yourself at home. It’s a well known fact that commenting on this blog makes you wiser, more attractive, and infinitely more successful. You’re onto a good thing here.
It’s derived from ‘parental units’, which makes a bit more sense. Hope that helps to relieve some of the pressure exerted by cool lingo on your brain. What will i read if some chop’s diction causes your head to explode?!
What’s with the skirt???
@Charisse,
Thanks for clearing that up. Nevertheless, I will still exert lethal force on whoever chooses to use it in my presence.
@Aaron,
Skirts are awesome. No other justification is necessary.