And You Have Crap Taste In Music.

As every man and his dog knows, if you have a decent car sound system, you have special dispensation to play loud music with your windows down. If you have a shitty system however, and it sounds like the music is playing through a pair of baked bean tins from Koo, this privilege obviously falls away. The young lad who went to the Standard Bank on Saturday afternoon at the Meadowridge Park & Shop clearly didn’t know this however, as he proceeded to park his red Fiat Uno, leave the windows down, and nonchalantly stroll over to the ATMs whilst the dogs in the neighbourhood had to put up with the shitty treble vibe his speakers were giving off.

Red Uno - With Crappy Speakers.

“Tsst. Tsst. Tsst.” it went, which made my toes curl up in embarrassment. This didn’t phase the driver though, who clearly thought this was solid effort on his part.

So to my friend with the red Uno, please know that there is nothing impressive about leaving your music playing on full blast whilst you do your banking. Especially when you seemingly paid R200 for your entire system. Your are just making a fool of yourself.

Seriously, don’t pull that shit again.

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