January 2, 2009
From Outer Space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
Hello my friends, how are we all today? Happy New Year and all that jazz.
I will be filling all of you in on my exciting adventures shortly, so do sit tight until then.
In the meantime, have your funny bone tickled with this awesome music video.
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“Last week, I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film.”
I usually jizz in my pants whenever I see old, old wooden ships docked in Hout Bay, but we will leave that story for another day.
Toodles.
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Classic – I like the dj box in the fruit section of the grocery shop best, too funny.
As for this line…
‘When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I jizzed in my pants.’
Sjoe.
@Rox,
Yes, I do believe the DJ was none other than Justin Timberlake as well, which gives it added kudos.
I totally jizzed when I found out above Bruce Willis as well, which was unfortunate because it was at a cinema and I was wearing camel chinos at the time.
Justin Trousersnake huh, wow. Kinda apt though, haha.
I just had to play it again to see that, classic stuff indeed.