January 4, 2009
How Was It For You?
Christmas at the Favourite Son household. No, not really.
Like a young 20 year old getting his first blowj*b, Christmas came rather quickly this year. Indeed it felt like only yesterday, that I was promising The Girlfriend that I would have a six pack by the 25th December 2008.
A year had since flown by, and I was in fact seated with a six pack, but it wasn’t the kind that she could pour warm custard over, and slowly lick off with her tongue, much to my everlasting disappointment. (Along with befriending a dwarf, gymming will surely be my number one resolution for 2009)
Christmas Eve provided some eventful tidings, as we were both awakened from the communal bed that evening, by the sight of someone in a red coat trying to squeeze in through The HQ’s chimney. This excited us greatly, until we rememberd that The HQ did not in fact have a chimney, and that this was just a burglar trying to break in through a hole in the roof.
Nevertheless, it was this type of occurrence that made us remember Father Christmas and his modus operandi, and it warmed my heart enough to get into the Xmas spirit just a little bit.
For Christmas, The Girlfriend received a playful grope at her breasts from me, together with a Nintendo Wii, both of which she didn’t seem overly fond of, as I received a stiff kick in the groin – albeit together with a new wallet – in return.
Nevertheless, another year in upon us, so let’s see what 2009 holds for us. I saw a psychic in Kalk Bay last year some time, who told me that I would either die this year in a terrible boating accident, or achieve something brilliant involving wild Addo elephants in the Knysna forrests (in addition to increasing the length and girth of my winky, she added somewhat inappropriately I thought).
So ja, I guess I’ll be staying away from boats this year.
