Your Life Is Not As Bad As You Think.

If you’re feeling depressed because your girlfriend refuses to give you a BJ in the morning, or your boyfriend enjoys watching your brother and his skimpy Speedo in the swimming pool, remember that things could be worse. A lot worse. Check out this awesome website called FMyLife.com (F**k My Life) where people can post embarrassing and shitty things about their lives. Reading some of this will make you feel infinitely better. Here with some recent crackers:

• Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It’s 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML
• Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having sex with for 6 months. FML
• Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finished she proceeded to tell me she already had a boyfriend and that his penis was larger then mine. FML
• Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tatoo. FML
• Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she proceeded to do nothing, and went back to bed. FML

Christ, there are some pearlers there. Read more hilariously embarrassing episodes here.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.