As He Reaches The Big Five O.

Ha ha, I’m clearly talking shit, imagine he was actually 50? That means he would be like Benjamin Button, except he wouldn’t suck as much, and drag on for nearly 3 hours.

Steve O - Not Really 50.

Happy birthday big guy, sorry again for peeing on your car. (I thought it would be funny)

Steve O - Kind Of A Big Deal.

And the price and the princess lived happily ever after. The End.

Shaun Oakes

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