Something To Make Your Loved One Not Hate You.

It’s Valentine’s day on the 14 February, but it’s also the start of the Super 14 Rugby season. Obviously, there comes a time when you need to draw the line and set out your priorities, so I will be at Newlands on Saturday, soaked in beer and rugby gees.

To prevent myself from being de-limbed by The Girlfriend (she is fond of ripping my arm off and beating me with it), the following gift might be appropriate.

Nice letter gently punting the red Apple iPod.

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Do it.

She will love you for it.

She might even do that thing.

You know.

That thing you like.

Yeah that, you sick little puppy.

But I’m not judging…

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.