February 13, 2009
Quality

Hey Hand, Thanks For Everything, Happy Valentines Day XX00XX
[via Cracked.com]
I know I’ll never take MY hand for granted, so to the guys – remember that lovers may come and go, but your hand will always be there for you.
Unless you happen to lose it in a tragic accident.
But that’s why God gave you two?


And…my hand wont have a problem with me going to the rugby on Valentines day. Thats it…relationship over!