February 11, 2009
I’ll F**king Show You Where I’m Growing To.
Just a word of warning, anyone who makes a stupid comment regarding my height, will earn themselves a solid knee to the kidney area.
I don’t care how old you are, if you ask me “where I’m growing to”, or “what the view is like up there”, brace yourselves.
Old Woman: Playing With Fire.
You know exactly who you are.
That’s all I’m saying.
Seriously, don’t test me.
Huh? What was that?
Ja, I thought so.
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Urgh, enough of these half-baked posts, when are you going to write something of substance again?
@Tino – Sorry mate, your mom is keeping me busy.
I’ll tell her to ease off, but she is a feisty one.
Fuck you Shaun, my mom is died.
@Tino – Well, it could have been your sister then, maybe even your dad (in a wig).
The point is they keep hassling me, and it’s slowing me down.
Tell them to cut that shit out.
of course, if its a stripper asking “where are you growing to”, thats an entirely different matter.
Ye Shauns metaphorically informing us that common folk mistaken his weener for a ladder… tsk tsk.
Seriously, guy, leave Auntie Mabel out of this. She’s already taken enough strain and quite weather beaten from selling koeksusters with her last trip to Menlyn. Where are you growing with this?
Shaun, you are a first class doos of the highest order.
Do you suffer from vertigo up there?
I bet you don’t need a ladder to paint the ceiling!
Guffaw, guffaw.
Tall people have feelings to?
Lol! I’m 6 f 3 inches. Tall enough to have heard most of the stupid sayings.
They are jealous.
You can’t win, there’s always someone who will tune silly things like that – I was always been the shortest chick in Muaythai, and had to deal with instructors worrying about me partnering with anyone taller, which was like everyone.
Next time, just smile smugly like you know something they don’t, that usually shuts people up.