March 13, 2009

And Not The Sexual Kind We Like Either.

Just a quick heads up on this mildly overcast Friday 13th (didn’t we just have one a few weeks back?). My email is currently not working to my satisfaction, and we are presently negotiating new terms. Basically, I feel it should allow me to send out emails, and it feels it shouldn’t have to.

So if you have emailed me over the last 7 days, and I haven’t responded yet, I’m sorry, I’m not being a doos or anything. (To my international readers, a “doos” is basically a whale’s vagina. If someone uses this term to refer to you, you should probably take a long, hard look at yourself.)

Shaun: Not One Of These.

The homeless guy who lives under my car (a techie who was retrenched during these times of recession) assures me that everything will be up and running by this weekend, so just hold thumbs. Or winkies. Or anything else you’re fond of holding.

Deal?

Cool. Let’s shake on it.

Ha! I ran my hand through my hair as you tried to shake my hand.

How funny am I?

No, don’t answer. That’s rhetorical. I know how funny I am.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.

Big Cheese March 13, 2009 10:46 am

Incorrect Shaun, you are actually a big doos.
Craig March 13, 2009 3:51 pm

I always thought it was spelt does. ;)
Rox March 14, 2009 10:46 am

Doos, does or otherwise, that made me laugh out loud. Admittedly I am extremely hungover, so it doesn’t take much, but I still laughed.
D March 17, 2009 4:59 pm

Dude, did The Girlfriend make you remove the post about the “Wedding Conversation”? Does anyone else hear that whipping sound?
Craig March 18, 2009 2:19 pm

Hey, that’s a good point! Where did that post slink off to then Mr. Oakes?
Shaun March 18, 2009 3:02 pm

I don’t know what you guys are talking about, there was no “Wedding Conversation” post?