Takes Another Opportunity To Confirm His Awesomeness.

Juice Magazine: Featuring Shaun Oakes

Just taking a break from watching Australia sexually assault South Africa in the cricket, and thought I would share this with you, like a sweaty drug addict sharing his dirty needle with his malnourished wife, who unbeknown to him is secretly sleeping with the neighbour downstairs for money so that she can buy those cute high heels she saw at Zoom over the weekend.

I had an article published in Juice Magazine the other day, it’s the in-flight mag for Mango Airlines, so if you were wondering why they were suddenly getting such a massive influx of passengers, that is why.

I have of course appeared in the Argus, the Daily Dispatch, the Cosmo Magazine, as well as numerous other publications, so it made sense that I should now appear in an in-flight magazine. You can read it by hitting the link below.

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Maybe just keep a pair of clean underwear one side though, as you may in fact shit yourself at the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Anyhoo, I have people to see and feet to rub, so I will speak to you a little bit later.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.