To Help You Not Go Blind.

Just a quick word of warning on this balmy Monday evening. If you are using Google Image Search, and you’re searching for pics of old people (for a school project, as one does) REMEMBER to make sure that Google’s Safe Search is ON.

ON! Not off! ON!

I did a search earlier for “old grey haired couple” and saw something that literally caused my eye balls to leap out from my head so that they could hide and cry in shame. I’m still busy feeling my way around, trying to find them, Christ it’s amazing I’ve even managed to type this as is.

I’m also fairly certain that I will not be able to get an erection for a very long time, so take my advice, and make sure that the filter is on.

And that is all.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.