Britney Spears Spotted In Camps Bay

April 2, 2009

Not Really.

I just felt like saying that, I don’t know what her issue with Cape Town is though. I’ve invited her about 16 times now (at last count) and she keeps making excuses, so I think I’m just going to ignore her for a little bit.

Anyhoo, after escaping from the jungle prison in eastern Cambodia, I am now of course free to blog again. I take it many of you missed me judging by the three emails I received over the last seven days.

So what did I miss?

Apparently there was a “podcast” released this past week featuring me and some other people. It’s on a show called “The Digital Edge”, you can check it out by clicking here.

I always die inside a little bit when I hear my voice on the radio or television. Is that what I really sound like? Christ, that must be annoying to people. No wonder The Girlfriend always tries to tape my mouth shut when I try speaking to her. Everything is starting to fall into place now.

I’m just going to go get another beer from the fridge now, so we’ll chat again in a few minutes. There is a bunch of things I still want to talk to you about.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.

3 Comments so far

  1. Chris M April 2, 2009 11:56 pm

    Love the false title marketing ;)

    Dude, the funniest thing is that how you sound on the radio is not how you sound in real life, I got such a shock when I listed to the podcast the other day.

    Cya tom night!

  2. Shaun April 3, 2009 12:03 am

    @Chris M,

    Yeah, I sounded like an effeminate robot, which disappointed me, as I always assumed I sounded like George Clooney, or a tartrazine free version of Barry White perhaps.

  3. Chris M April 3, 2009 10:48 am

    Hahhaha, good times!

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