First Post In F**k Knows

May 4, 2009

In About A Month, I Think. Yes.

So, I finally managed to bribe my way out of the Peru prison which had been accommodating me this past month. Airport officials had earlier intercepted me at customs, due to the suspicious package I had in my possession. Apparently, the copy of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, which I always keep down my pants, was a Zone 2 DVD, and with Peru being a Zone 1 region, they predictably flipped out.

Anyhoo, no use crying over soiled milk, I’m back like the Backstreet Boys, so just a quick shout out that normalcy will resume this week.

I’ll chat to you guys a bit later?

Cool, see you then.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.

3 Comments so far

  1. Craig May 4, 2009 11:16 am

    I thought u were referring to “that” package. but Anchorman is sufficient.

  2. nash May 4, 2009 1:11 pm

    chrrrist oaks!

    it’s about bloody time.
    just in time for the first 5 day week in forever as well – we do need our distractions and to be quite honest the midget dancing was getting a bit tired.

    welcome back

  3. Kev May 4, 2009 5:43 pm

    Shaun, is it really you? Damnit, now this post has ruined my daily routine of watching midgets dancing. Now you actually making me scroll down a little…its Monday for F**k sakes! I have enough work to do…

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