Something Which I’m Sure We All Go Through

When you come out a bathroom and are walking toward people, do you worry for a split second that you haven’t zipped up and that your winky is chilling outside?

A thought which often occurs.

Hey? Is it just me?

Imagine that happened, it would be pretty bad. Well, not as bad as when you wear boxer shorts, and you don’t shake off properly, and then the latecomers end up running down your leg, and you’re wearing thin camel chinos, so everyone in the office can see what’s just happened.

Yeah, that wouldn’t be very pleasant.

Oakes signing off.

Shaun Oakes

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