July 28, 2009
Quality
I have mentioned Twitter to you before, right?
Check out Darth Vader’s Twitter page, it’s well worth a look.
I enjoyed that, didn’t you?
Hey?
What did you say just now?
You don’t know who Darth Vader is?
Come here, I want to show you something.
Seriously, it’s in my pocket, come closer. Closer, you will like it.
[Pow - uppercut in the mouth]
When you have put some ice on that, go have a look at some of the other ones they have here.
Oakes signing off.



Lemayo. Fake profiles were funny on Facebook.
Well… it made me chuckle… sniff.
Vader is everywhere these days. I hope he doesn’t hang around Twitter the whole day and forget to pluck that design flaw in the Death Star.
I’m giggling my ass off right now… And if you need help beating on the uninformed Darth-ignorers give me a call.
You’re a noob. You think Darth Vader would have 20 something followers? Try this instead jerkwad:
http://twitter.com/darthvader